My Heart is a Chainsaw (Stephen Graham Jones) – Review

My Heart is a Chainsaw (Graham Jones)My Heart Is a Chainsaw
Stephen Graham Jones

Gallery / Saga Press

SYNOPSIS:

“Some girls just don’t know how to die…”

Jade Daniels is an angry, half-Indian outcast with an abusive father, an absent mother, and an entire town that wants nothing to do with her. She lives in her own world, a world in which protection comes from an unusual source: horror movies…especially the ones where a masked killer seeks revenge on a world that wronged them. And Jade narrates the quirky history of Proofrock as if it is one of those movies. But when blood actually starts to spill into the waters of Indian Lake, she pulls us into her dizzying, encyclopedic mind of blood and masked murderers, and predicts exactly how the plot will unfold.

Yet, even as Jade drags us into her dark fever dream, a surprising and intimate portrait emerges…a portrait of the scared and traumatized little girl beneath the Jason Voorhees mask: angry, yes, but also a girl who easily cries, fiercely loves, and desperately wants a home. A girl whose feelings are too big for her body. My Heart Is a Chainsaw is her story, her homage to horror and revenge and triumph.

REVIEW:

I have mixed feelings about My Heart is a Chainsaw (a recent Bram Stoker Award-Winning Novel) by Stephen Graham Jones. The character Jade (and by extension, the book’s author) demonstrates an impressively comprehensive knowledge of the slasher movie genre, sometimes to a fault. In attempting to be so inclusive of every slasher sub-genre offering, I felt at times the narrative lagged. At first, Jade’s internal monologue feels like a post-modern examination of the field, which is certainly entertaining, but as a reader, I would have preferred a little less inclusivity for the sake of pacing. That the story is so inclusive of seemingly every iteration of the slasher through decades of cinema undermines the ending in a way that some may find surprising and refreshing while others may feel a bit cheated. Overall, the novel attempts to straddle the lines between horror and thriller without fully committing to either, challenging reader expectations.

Note: I received a free eGallery of My Heart is a Chainsaw in consideration of an unbiased review, but later purchased a copy of the book during a Kindle sale.

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Holly and the Nobodies (Ben Pienaar) – Review

Holly and the Nobodies (Ben Pienaar)Holly and the Nobodies
Ben Pienaar

HellBound Books

SYNOPSIS:

Holly Anderson is a lonely girl, born with the power to materialize living beings from thin air. When she decides to kidnap a ‘real’ person to be her friend, schoolgirl Alex Miller becomes the target. But, when Alex goes missing, her close friend, James, is the only one who suspects what really happened. And, the further James pursues the truth, the deeper into Holly’s bizarre world he finds himself. Even with some of Holly’s odd creatures on their side, it is soon apparent that they won’t get out unscathed – if they get out at all.

REVIEW:

While reading the eGalley for Holly and the Nobodies, my first impression was a haunted house tale combined with “It’s a Good Life,” the 1961 Billy Mumy episode of The Twilight Zone. Like Mumy’s character, Anthony Fremont, Holly has seemingly limitless mental power she lords over those around her with little restraint and an undeveloped—maybe even atrophied—conscience, unmoored by her need for instant gratification. A malevolent house combined with a supernaturally powerful child—who moonlights as an immature mad scientist to create her bizarre and sometimes bloodthirsty ‘nobodies’—makes for a deadly combination. First-time novelist Pienaar imbues Holly’s maze-like house with an impressive amount of claustrophobia and, once Holly secures her two young captives, the walls really do close in on them, literally and figuratively, producing a growing sense of dread and hopelessness. Even so, the story managed to subvert my expectations at several turns.

Since I read an eGalley rather than the finished book, I was not too surprised to find a few rough spots in the prose, likely smoothed over in the final edit. Otherwise, a few minor gripes include: wanting to know more about the genesis of the house and its affinity for Holly; the parents of her captives come across as little more than convenient ciphers almost unconcerned about their children’s welfare; speaking of Alex and James, I wanted a bit more of their relationship pre-capture, though, debatably, that may have bogged down the start of the novel; finally, what felt like a false emotional note or two relating to extreme bodily trauma, but this is a bit of an authorial judgment call.

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Falling: A Novel (T. J. Newman) – Review

Falling (T.J. Newman)Falling: A Novel
T. J. Newman

Avid Reader Press / Simon & Schuster

SYNOPSIS:

You just boarded a flight to New York. There are one hundred and forty-three other passengers onboard. What you don’t know is that thirty minutes before the flight your pilot’s family was kidnapped. For his family to live, everyone on your plane must die. The only way the family will survive is if the pilot follows his orders and crashes the plane. Enjoy the flight.

REVIEW: (minor spoilers)

Falling, the debut novel by former flight attendant T.J. Newman has a great hook: a seasoned pilot forced by terrorists to sacrifice his family on the passengers on his plane. The story begins with a literal nightmare scenario right before the real-life nightmare begins. Newman wastes no time placing pilot Bill Hoffman in this impossible situation and the plot, admirably, remains taut throughout. Violating strict instructions from the terrorists, Hoffman informs his flight crew of his impossible dilemma. From that point, Falling ricochets between several viewpoints, including Bill in the cockpit where he receives demands from the terrorists through his wifi-connected laptop, the flight crew as they prepare for the worst without panicking their passengers, and Hoffman’s kidnapped family, along with the FBI agents who need to rescue Hoffman’s wife and kids—or prepare the military to shoot Hoffman’s plane before he’s forced to crash it into a high profile target. As with all good thriller writers, Newman adds surprises and reversals along the way to keep the reader guessing. Falling is a non-stop thrill ride is a perfect beach read. And may all your flights be much less interesting.

 

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The Last House on Needless Street (Catriona Ward) – Review

The Last House on Needless StreetThe Last House on Needless Street
Catriona Ward

Macmillan-Tor/Forge
Tor Nightfire

SYNOPSIS:

In a boarded-up house on a dead-end street at the edge of the wild Washington woods lives a family of three.

A teenage girl who isn’t allowed outside, not after last time.
A man who drinks alone in front of his TV, trying to ignore the gaps in his memory.
And a house cat who loves napping and reading the Bible.

An unspeakable secret binds them together, but when a new neighbor moves in next door, what is buried out among the birch trees may come back to haunt them all.

REVIEW:

I’ll warn you up front: The Last House on Needless Street is not an enjoyable book. And it doesn’t try to be. Overall, it’s an unsettling read. Anxiety and uneasiness spread across every page as Ward spins her claustrophobic tale through the haunted eyes and emotionally damaged minds of a succession of unreliable narrators. The tension mounts throughout because the reader never experiences the sensation of standing on solid narrative ground, the fiction equivalent of spotting something creepy out of the corner of your eye. And no matter how fast you look, whatever you thought you saw remains a disturbing mystery yet somehow manages to crawl under your skin. While The Last House on Needless Street reads like a haunted house novel, it’s really a story of haunted lives.

 

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Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir) – Review

Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir)Project Hail Mary
Andy Weir

Ballantine Books: (May 4, 2021) ISBN-10 ? : ? 0593135202
ISBN-13 ? : ? 978-0593135204

SYNOPSIS:

Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission—and if he fails, humanity and the earth itself will perish.

Except that right now, he doesn’t know that. He can’t even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it.

All he knows is that he’s been asleep for a very, very long time. And he’s just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.

His crewmates dead, his memories fuzzily returning, Ryland realizes that an impossible task now confronts him. Hurtling through space on this tiny ship, it’s up to him to puzzle out an impossible scientific mystery—and conquer an extinction-level threat to our species.

And with the clock ticking down and the nearest human being light-years away, he’s got to do it all alone.

Or does he?

REVIEW:

First off, I enjoyed THE MARTIAN, in book form and the faithful feature film adaptation that followed. PROJECT HAIL MARY looked equally interesting, if not more so. And my initial impressions were confirmed—blown away even. Project Hail Mary succeeds and exceeds The Martian on all fronts. While The Martian dealt with one man’s impossible, but personal, struggle for survival, Project Hail Mary ups the ante to unimaginable levels, literally to global significance. Ryland Grace awakens alone in deep space, with no memory of who he is, where he is or why? Not only does he not know how important his mission is to the fate of humanity, he has no clue about the mission itself. As his memory gradually returns, Ryland is faced with one impossible problem after another, each requiring a combination of guts, imagination and ingenuity to resolve if he is to complete his ‘hail mary’ mission.

Project Hail Mary is a compulsive read—a genuine page-turner—boasting a propulsive plot filled with energy and wit, self-deprecation and surprises, and a generous amount of humor considering the future of humanity is at stake. If you enjoyed The Martian, this is a no-brainer: grab a copy of Project Hail Mary today. I can’t recommend this book highly enough.

 

 

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The Twin Paradox (Charles Wachter) – Review

The Twin Paradox (Charles Wachter)The Twin Paradox
Charles Wachter

Trevaney Bay (August 23, 2020)
ISBN-10 : 1735361224
ISBN-13 : 978-1735361222

SYNOPSIS:

With ten years passing for every three minutes on a remote stretch of Texas coast, planes fall out of the sky, evolved species are on the hunt, and people die inside one of the most vicious ecosystems ever grown—all a result of the government’s efforts to slow down time.

A lot can happen in ten years. That’s the point.

Governments are always racing for supremacy, for scientific breakthroughs, for technological advantages—and these things take time.

Until something goes wrong.

With the grounded yet massive world-building of READY PLAYER ONE, thrilling scientific questions of JURASSIC PARK, and the time-bending teen drama of BEFORE I FALL, Wachter’s THE TWIN PARADOX is a brilliantly plotted tale that is both intimate and massive, relentless yet deliberate, and explores the themes of self-acceptance, self-confidence, and natural selection in a richly hued and unforgettable world. Ultimately the eternal question of Nature versus Nurture is boiled down into this fast-paced thriller told over the course of five days and culminates in one single question:

Do we get to choose who we are?

REVIEW:

Wachter’s debut novel, The Twin Paradox, boasts a lot of interesting, exciting and innovative ideas in a fast-paced SF thrill-ride that reintroduces famous and infamous people from history—in various incarnations. There’s some YA angst as several young characters discover shocking truths about their identities, political intrigue as multiple governments jockey for power in a new type of arms race, and the makings of a predatory dystopia by way of an extremely evolved and deadly ecosystem that may escape confinement. And not only is time not a constant in this tale, it is used in various intriguing ways as a deadly weapon. As the story opens, the reader might expect a sobering tale of (recycled) fate and shaded musings on the nature-vs-nuture debate, but Wachter skillfully veers away from those expectations to deliver one clever surprise after another.

Needless to say, I’m looking forward to Divine Paradox, the book two in The Twin Paradox Series, arriving January 2022.

 

 

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The Last Christmas (F Paul Wilson) – New eGalley Received (Update: Review)

REVIEW: I’ve read all of the Repairman Jack novels in the main timeline of the Adversary Cycle (and have a lot of them in the original hardbound editions), though I admit I haven’t read the young Jack YA novels. My favorite novel in the Adversary Cycle series is probably The Haunted Air. I was curious to see how Wilson would treat a new novel within the existing timeline and, it occurred to me, that Wilson’s approach is a bit how I (as a more-than-occasional original media tie-in novelist) work on tie-in novels.

The Last Christmas doesn’t change what has already happened (naturally) but also can’t alter what is to come in the future novels. Also, Jack’s personal relationships and the status of the world at large remains where it was at that moment in time. In this respect, it’s kind of a “lost story” or “lost episode” out of Jack’s life as the Heir. If you are reading the Repairman Jack novels for the first time, you can slot this one in right in the middle of the timeline after Ground Zero and before Fatal Error.

It’s been a while since I read the conclusion of the Adversary Cycle, so I can’t say that this story breaks new ground or reveals anything we don’t eventually discover by the end, but what I can say is that it’s a familiar and enjoyable tale of Jack working a fix (finding a missing not-so-human person) in the middle of apocryphal happenings. If you have fond memories of reading the Repairman Jack novels, then The Last Christmas feels a bit like time-traveling to visit an old (and highly-competent) friend.

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As a big Repairman Jack fan, I was pleased to get my (virtual) hands on an eGalley of F. Paul Wilson’s upcoming Repairman Jack novel, THE LAST CHRISTMAS. Have not read this one yet, but here are some details if you’re interested.

The Last Christmas - A Repairman Jack Novel by F. Paul WilsonTHE LAST CHRISTMAS
A Repairman Jack Novel
by F. Paul Wilson
Crossroad Press
Gordion Knot
Mystery & Thrillers , Sci Fi & Fantasy
Pub Date 15 Nov 2019

SYNOPSIS:

Jack is back.

Wilson never said he was through with Repairman Jack. He said he was through turning in a new novel every year. He also said when a story came along that was right for Jack, he’d write it.

The Last Christmas is that story.

It’s late December between Ground Zero and Fatal Error, a winter of discontent for Jack who’s perhaps spending too much time hanging at Julio’s. An old contact, Edward Burkes, convinces him to take on a missing-person fix.

As usual, nothing is as it seems and the missing person isn’t exactly a person. In fact, it’s like nothing anyone has ever seen.

And in the middle of all this, the mysterious Madame de Medici hires him to safeguard a valuable object. Simple, right?

Not even close.

Yep, Jack is back and, as usual, weird trouble is on his heels.

Trade Paperback: $19.99 ISBN: 978-1-950565-82-5 November 15th ebook: $5.99 ISBN: 978-1-950565-66-5 – Pre-order starts November 15th – release date is December 19

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: F. PAUL WILSON is the award-winning, NY Times bestselling author of sixty books and numerous short stories spanning medical thrillers, sf, horror, adventure, and virtually everything between. More than 9 million copies of his books are in print in the US and his work has been translated into 24 languages. He also has written for the stage, screen, comics, and interactive media. He is best known for is notorious urban mercenary, Repairman Jack. He currently resides at the Jersey Shore.

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Halloween Movie Novelization – Signed Foamboard Cover Contest

Halloween (2018) novelization book cover

Cover Image © 2018 Universal Studios.
All Rights Reserved.

UPDATE: Congratulations to Elwin M, winner of the signed foamboard cover poster!

For those who enjoyed my official novelization of the Halloween (2018) movie, I’m running a contest to win a SIGNED foamboard poster of the book cover. This foamboard cover sat on the table at my Claymont, DE book signing at Between Books 2.0. (Some clear tape remains on back.)

If you’d like to win this foamboard cover (Maybe to frame and hang in your home office or reading room? Michael Myers always watching you …?), the rules are simple:

(1) Winner will be selected in a random drawing of contest entries

(2) Earn one contest entry by joining my author newsletter (sign up form here: http://www.passarella.com/contact.htm ); if you are already signed up, let me know which email address you are using for the newsletter to get an entry.

(3) Earn additional contest entries (up to 3) by posting a book review of my Halloween novelization on Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com (bn.com),  and GoodReads.com (Be sure to send links to each review to author@passarella.com)

(4) No purchase necessary. Contest ends Saturday December 15 by midnight, Eastern Time

(5) Winner will be selected December 16 and notified by email, with an announcement here and on Facebook & Twitter.

Any questions? Email me for clarification. I’m hoping to mail the foamboard to the winner in time for Christmas in case it’s intended as a gift.

Thanks,

John Passarella

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The Bone Witch (Rin Chupeco) – Review

The Bone Witch, Rin ChupecoThe Bone Witch
Rin Chupeco

Sourcebooks Fire
Sci Fi & Fantasy, Teens & YA

SYNOPSIS: When Tea accidentally resurrects her brother from the dead, she learns she is different from the other witches in her family. Her gift for necromancy means that she’s a bone witch, a title that makes her feared and ostracized by her community. But Tea finds solace and guidance with an older, wiser bone witch, who takes Tea and her brother to another land for training. In her new home, Tea puts all her energy into becoming an asha—one who can wield elemental magic. But dark forces are approaching quickly, and in the face of danger, Tea will have to overcome her obstacles…and make a powerful choice.

REVIEW: The Bone Witch wasn’t quite what I was expecting but then again, I probably couldn’t adequately describe what I was expecting. Inside this YA fantasy tale, the reader will find a heady mix of genres: supernatural thriller, coming of age tale, political intrigue, witchcraft with a well-crafted magic system, zombie raisings, espionage intrigue, mystery and a few others I’m probably forgetting at the moment. The book also includes post-chapter flash-forwards which hint at what’s to come in future volumes, including revenge and epic battles—conclusions based upon events we aren’t quite privy to in the first book but can anticipate learning about in the next book. It’s quite a juggling act. Chupeco is a skilled author, adept at world building.

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Counterpart (Machinations Book Two) by Hayley Stone – Review

Counterpart (Machinations Book 2)Counterpart (Machinations Book Two) by Hayley Stone

Publisher: Hydra (Random House LLC)
Now Available

From the Description: The high-intensity sci-fi thriller series that began with Machinations continues as reincarnated insurgent Rhona Long faces off against the one enemy she can’t outwit: her own clone…. [V]ictory is elusive. The machines have a new technology designed to overcome humanity’s most advanced weaponry. Despite Rhona’s peacekeeping efforts, former nations are feuding over resources as old power struggles resurface. Worse, someone inside the resistance is sabotaging the human cause—someone who, from all appearances, seems to be Rhona . . . or her exact replica.

My Review: I enjoyed Machinations which, compared to the sequel, Counerpart, was more focused. While I continue to enjoy Stone’s writing, graceful metaphors and her resistance-leader protagonist, I had hoped for more interactions with the machines in book two, which led to a bit of frustration. The story does, however, build to a big confrontation with the enemy. In the meantime, Rhona deals with the implications of her clones and how they undermine her position in the resistance no matter if she reveals or conceals their existence. Either she is guilty of traitorous actions or she is, herself, no longer trustworthy. Additionally, she begins to doubt her place as the one-true-clone/heir to the original Rhona Long with a few humorous Highlander references tossed into the mix. In hindsight, Counterpart feels like a table-setter for the third book in a trilogy (though these books are billed as a series), where the machines won’t be her only adversary, because the greatest enemy she’ll eventually have to face is a version of herself.

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